Makeup isn’t for women.
Makeup is for people who like wearing makeup.
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
you know when youre really angry about something and its so stupid like your sim burning their food but youre just so ANGRY about it and your brain is like
bro stop thats not something you should be pissed about
and youre like
I KNOW BUT IM SO FUCKING ANGRY IM GONNA EAT A COUCH
and you just stay angry for the entire day and you just kind of wallow in your anger
Your body is the house you grew up in, how dare you try to burn it to the ground.—Sierra Demulder (via sne)
White Lion Jean-Claude Sch.
i heard a kid say “but DAAAAAD” and his dad said “DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUTT-DAD? YOURE GROUNDED” I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 YEARS
If you don’t like piercings, don’t get any.
If you don’t like tattoos, don’t get any.
If you don’t agree with abortions, don’t get one.
If you don’t like gay marriage, don’t marry your same gender.
If you don’t like something, don’t do it.
But DO NOT prevent someone else from doing it just because you don’t like it.