nebulaguardian:

aonootaku:

leia-reon:

i-am-a-mushroom:

tiredwinchesters:

condensedbloodmilk:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR

SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES

U L T I M A T E N I P P L E S

T H A T I S N O T T H E I N T E N D E D U S E S I R

imagine people coating their clothes in this.

posted 20 hours ago with 195,867 notes
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littlewarrior-recovering:

enzuigiri:

The rarest of the rare: a men’s magazine advocating hairy armpits on women.

"Repulsed? Get a grip." fucking yes

(Source: monodoh)

posted 21 hours ago with 220,136 notes
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the-real-seebs:

hussarviking:

NEVER trust an adult who won’t apologize to a child

Wow. I’d never seen it put that way, but. Wow. That is a really good piece of advice.

(Source: thunreswine)

posted 21 hours ago with 187,040 notes
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crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.

posted 21 hours ago with 100,709 notes
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weightedcube:

when u and ur friends meet up after not seeing each other for ages

image

posted 21 hours ago with 5,353 notes
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wisped:

Finally a social issue I can get behind

posted 21 hours ago with 28,767 notes
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breeeeeeeekachu:

HELLO FUCK BOY

(Source: disneyskellington)

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solsikkepop:

justspirky:

This is not a photo manipulated picture. This is one of many of our fallen soldiers. Their remains are gathered up and bagged and sold as some merchandise like their lives are some sick joke.

With your help, we can end this disgrace and bring these fallen warriors home to their families instead of placed on shelves.

You know what I’m starting to think you guys aren’t even being sarcastic with this anymore

posted 3 days ago with 112,245 notes
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troyesivan:

permanent to do list

(Source: ssarahpaulsonn)

posted 3 days ago with 271,842 notes
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stephenhawqueen:

how come girls line the bottoms of their eyes and look so pretty but when i do i look like 2005 pete wentz?? how come girls wear all black and look so pretty but i look like 2005 pete wentz??? how come girls can have side bangs and look so pretty but when i do i look like 2005 pete wentz??? how do girls do anything without looking like 2005 pete wentz???

posted 5 days ago with 142,489 notes
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